So, today, I went to Starbucks at Target, and asked for a frappuccino. And of course, because I’m just I kid, I asked for decaf. Then they told me that if I ever wanted a decaf drink, I could just say “crap” to them. Immediately, I thought that it the name was crap, that it was because if the coffee no longer had caffeine, it was considered “crappy”.

Once I got home, I searched it up, and found no information proving that this is actually a real Starbucks thing. I was really confused.